Some of you may be too young to remember that show, but it is about a dimwitted secret agent.
[Have your child sign i MOM’s Cell Phone Contract.] I know, the style is to be cool and distant.But if you want to spend time with my girl, I will insist that you treat her like a lady.So, get the door for her, look me in the eye when you talk to me, and please don’t let your britches fall down so low that I have to look at your underwear band.Believe me, good manners will help you get on her good side, and mine too.Sure my daughter is fun, but she’s also a student, and in our house, school comes before fun.That means she won’t be going with you to the mall, the movies or out to dinner on a school night.No, I won’t hide in the backseat or stalk you when you’re with my daughter, but she and I have an agreement that she checks in often with home, and lets me know where she is and where she’s going.Also, secret meetings and clandestine adventures will be discovered—I have my ways! What rules do you have for someone dating your daughter?I escaped it for 17 years of parenthood, but the odds were always stacked against me.I have two beautiful and intelligent daughters, and eventually a boy smart enough to see it was going to come calling. My daughter and her boyfriend spend almost every free moment they have in our house.We’ve raised them to seek their identity in the things that matter and not in the superficial, so they are somewhat intimidating to young men. But sooner or later a boy of equal substance was going to show up, and now he has. They both have busy schedules, but if they aren’t learning or working, they are in our home.